The Head Shop

"A dirty mind is better than no mind at all.
A clean mind is the result of brainwashing."

-Walter Breen, The Cynic's Dictionary

"Free your mind, and your ass will follow!"
-George Clinton

All heads are free today. So there are no head taxes, and cybercash and credit cards aren't honored here. We don't even have a head counter. This is a low overhead operation.

Todays Headlines:

Feed Your Heads:

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