What are the Cows so Mad About?

Cow caught using cell phone

I don't approve of Bush's handling of the Mad Cow Disease problem.
He should get to the bottom it, and solve the real issue that's the root of the problem:

What are the Cows so Mad About?

Congress needs to jump in and take decisive action!
Like the time they passed a bill that made it illegal to get brain tumors from cell phones.